Aids and HIV
DisInformation


This parody is based
on
actual text from
Poz Magazine
Sept 2000
...all joking aside 


ALL
JOKING
ASIDE


The Poz
article on which this parody is based was a shoddy piece of fluff journalism. The opening words describe the side-effects of anti-retroviral drugs as merely "discomfort."

That is an insult to the suffers of these often disabling side-effects, and an insult to the intelligence of the readers.

The whole tone of the article is condescending and the content is downright misleading. These drug side-effects are serious- even fatal.

Pretending not to know this, the Poz article has cute little cartoons which trivialise the severity of the actual symptoms.

There is a blatant attempt to influence readers not to stop medications because of the side-effects. Readers are flatly advised that changing meds is their last possible choice option.

Some of the comments are apallingly insensitive. For example bone death leading to the need for young people to get hip replacements is described as: "Ouch."

The word 'Ouch' is hardly an appropropriate description of such a personal tragedy.

Or compare the
oh-so-cute illustration
at the right with the actual image of the real side-effects shown below.



Here we get to the core of the propagandist heart of this article.

It is the tone and treatment of the whole issue that is so disturbing. Trivialising and cartooning a deadly serious issue, and inviting you to see it all as disarmingly normal.

Any fool knows that there are serious questions about the latest medications. Yet we read about 'discomfort' when the real issue is death and disability.

Personally, if i was suffering from these serious effects and I saw this Poz article, I would have to regard Poz as either fools or incompetents who peddle dangerous lies.

Personally speaking again, I have to consider Poz are simply pimping the ineffective products of the profit-oriented parasites who live on the backs of Aids parients.

No responsible publication or Pharmaceutical company would allow this misleading information to carry it's name. So, what is going on at Poz magazine?

Perhaps the same as what goes on in most State and Pharma funded organisations.

This:
The death of integrity.

It's no big deal. Happens a lot. It takes guts to say up front that there are growing doubts about the drugs and these medications may kill you.

That's right:
MAY KILL YOU

The kind of Guts needed to say that are clearly not in Poz.

So show them and their journalists to be the messenger boys that they are -- or have become.

But no hard feelings guys. It's just that, right now, you are dangerously misleading and your readers have to realise that. Leave that to us.


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Spills! Thrills! ...all from Pills

Our hilarious spoof on the serious side-effects of Aids drug cocktails.
Yeah... and here at Poz we just can't stop giggling about it. Party on Dudes!

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AIDS drugs -- like most others -- have the potential to produce not only great benefits but also discomfort in the form of troubling side effects. Like the discomfort of being dead - for example. Which leads to two critical rules:

No. 1: Tell your doc everything.
No. 2: Always follow Rule No. 1.
No. 3: The Doctor is a Divine Being.

If you've talked to doc about possible side effects before starting therapy, you'll be better prepared. If there's one that might be life-threatening, you'll know what to watch for (feeling like you are dying is one good indicator).

If it's likely that this will improve over time, it might be easier to convince yourself to stick with the drug. Or for us to convince you anyway. Know that as the body adjusts to a new med, you may experience headaches, nausea, muscle pain or dizziness, all of which may disappear within two to six weeks. Or may not.

And know also that you're not alone: Countless mugs like you are feeling the same things you are -- and misery loves company you weaklings. So even if the symptom seems too awful to handle long term, talk to your co-sufferers, soak a few shoulders if you must and hang in there for a couple of months until you are dependant on our drugs.

Regardless of the specific symptom, always seek a full diagnosis of all possible contributing causes other than our drugs. What you're feeling may be the med -- or it could be a hormone problem, a nutrient deficiency, an infection, depression, HIV itself or countless other factors. Anything except our drugs!

By examining all the possibilities, you'll maximize your chances of eliminating the symptom and maybe avoid switching meds unnecessarily. Which is something you should never- ever- ever do. Not ever.

The list of side effects that follows includes a wide range of strategies that may allow you to have your cake and eat it too -- like getting presents from Santa Claus in June.

Changing drugs can be your last-ditch option. Absolutely (repeat- absolutely) your last-ditch option. Don't worry if you are friggin dying. Just don't do something dumb like switching to a drug from a competitor.

But (Rule No. 1) always ask doc. Our agent, actually.


Know These Numbers

The following tests can provide a report card on the damage that AIDS drugs may have done to your cells and organs. Ask your doctor every two to three months. Or else your next of kin can ask.

HOW'S MY LIVER?
A biopsy will show the kind, extent and location of the damage. Or a post-mortem, even.

HOW ARE MY KIDNEYS?
Creatine and BUN on your standard blood chemistry and creatine clearance in a 24-hour urine collection will show kidney damage.

HOW ARE MY BLOOD CELLS?
Your red blood cell, white blood cell, neutrophils, platelets, hematocrit and hemoglobin on your standard blood cell count will show anemia, low platelets or low white-blood-cell counts from bone marrow suppression or other causes.

HOW'S MY HEART?
Cholesterol, HDL cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, total cholesterol/HDL cholesterol ratio and triglycerides on your standard blood chemistry will show elevated blood fats that can lead to heart disease. Measuring high on the standard blood-pressure measure indicates heart disease.

Follow-up: High-sensitivity C-reactive protein, a blood test, is a strong predictor of heart disease. An ankle-brachial blood pressure index (ABI), which compares ankle and arm blood pressure, indicates increased risk of heart disease; a rest or stress electrocardiogram (ECG or EKG) can reveal a heart condition by measuring electrical activity. An echocardiogram (cardiac echo) can indicate a heart condition via ultrasound.

B-mode (ultrafast) ultrasound, which measures the thickness of key arteries, can indicate subclinical atherosclerosis. An electron-beam CT scan can detect calcium deposits within the coronary arteries. Cardiac magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) can provide a clear picture of arterial changes. An angiogram, an invasive procedure, creates a clear X-ray of the coronary arteries.

APPETITE LOSS
"No thanks, I couldn't possibly,
..I had a kilo of tablets earlier
"

Although discontinuing the offending drug will usually bring quick relief, this is often not the best option because we can't make money when you don't take the frigging pills. Comprende?

So consider some other approaches.

First, there may be other causes: infections and fever; abnormal levels of hormones or of cytokines; and nutrient deficiencies. There are 101 reasons unrelated to the pills.

Illustration by Dave KlugBODY DISTORTIONS
Humps and bumps and lumps . . . oh my!

Loss of fat in the face, arms, buttocks and legs; enlarged breasts and bellies; buffalo humps between the shoulders; and lipomas (fatty tumors) anywhere -- are at the top of most HIVers' "Please, God, no!" lists. Just look at the wacky guy in the cartoon above. He looks pregnant! What a gas. Some people look like freakin' camels, fer Chrissakes! This must be the most funny side-effect of all. Tee hee hee.

The cause is not understood, but many researchers think that it's probably a combination of med effects and the HIV infection itself (including the immune system's response to it). Or maybe just the meds. Unfortunately, discontinuing meds does not always reverse the problems, so tough shit guys. Sunny side up, ok?......OK!

(see "The New AIDS Look," POZ, June 2000) for Aids fashion to die for!


BONE DEATH

Holey hips, Batman!
you are so, so.. Hip!

The thigh bone's no longer connected to the hip bone. Tee hee. That could be your problem if you develop the tongue-trippingly named avascular necrosis of the femoral head -- a bone disease in which there is tissue death in the hip. Necrosis... avascular... (shit man -- only people with degrees know what that crap means).

Studies from both Georgetown University and the University of California at San Francisco have indicated that protease inhibitors can cause this hip-nipping nasty. Nasty Hip nip. Nip nip nickin, finger-lickin good ! Smacko! wacko.... way cool Aids meds... go go go!!!

If it progresses too far, however, the only thing that works is hip replacement. Ouch.

Yeah... Ouch as they give you a plastic hip. What a giggle!

DIARRHEA
The runs for your money

Diarrhea -- an increase in the frequency and decrease in the consistency of stools -- can be caused by many antiretrovirals.

If the onset or sudden worsening of diarrhea occurs shortly after beginning a med, it's a likely suspect. Duh!

But there's often more than one cause, including infections and parasites; fat intolerance and malabsorption; lactose intolerance; excessive sugar or caffeine; and stress. Etc, etc, etc..

FATIGUE
Sick and tired of being sick and tired? Sick of this condescention?

illustration by Dave Klug Just taking all those drugs can sap some people's strength. The energy loss caused by meds will sometimes disappear after a period of time on those drugs (so you may want to consider waiting to see if the fatigue passes). Remember- you don't even want to consider stopping the medication. Other people gotta eat too ya know.

Illustration by Dave KlugGAS AND BLOATING
"Oops, I cleared the room again
Hey! who just farted? Tee Hee."

The odiferous intestinal gas and abdominal bloating that protease inhibitors can cause often continue for as long as the drugs are taken, but will usually "pass" quickly if the offending drugs are discontinued. When stopping is not an option, (repeat, not an option) some HIV doctors have found that taking pancreatic enzymes can often eliminate the problem.

NEUROPATHY
Stop working my nerves!

It is extremely important that drugs causing neuropathy be stopped immediately after symptoms begin in order to prevent permanent problems. Doing so usually allows the pain and numbness to subside and eventually -- up to several months later -- stop. Or, you may be in permanent pain for life.

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